Thou art one of a kind

Verily I say to thee
As far as mine eyes could see
Not a single Zeta could I find
Neither ahead nor behind

Since richness pervadeth all of Hash space
Methinks the problem doth lie in thy face
Think'st not that I would e'er deride
But click'st thou here; let me be thy guide
Thy faithful Zetamaton.
(contributed by Martha-Ann "Ginger" Venkman, Arlington, VA)